Atheists had me arrested at Bed Bath and Beyond! Conspiracy?

So I sat in the parking lot with a portable television barking at the football game! ?? ! It's good luck charm, and it's worked! We've won many games doing this!





They called the cops? Sick!!!!





I can't go to the games anymore. Girls eating in front of me, driving me to sinful thoughts. Men looking at me with come here eyes, and jeans too tight. I wear good pants.





Last time I went to a football game, I ended up waking up cuddled next to a man I didn't even know! It's sick!!!!





We didn't have television in Panama! Nestor said we didn't need one! Liar!Atheists had me arrested at Bed Bath and Beyond! Conspiracy?
My goodness Colson you are just too sexy for Bed, Bath, and Beyond.





You should sample a vile temptress, sir. After that, football will be a distant memory.Atheists had me arrested at Bed Bath and Beyond! Conspiracy?
It's your aftershave.
Sorry dude... I was the one who called the cops. There are just somethings that are beyond decency.





You crossed the line.
Colson%26gt; Reverend Jimmy says join us in Margaritaville
Hmm. Eat at home.
I think you may have a few problems on your hands.





Peace:)
That was some pretty strong stuff you took...
Yes! At the games they have food like frankfurters, polish sausage, corn dogs, and drumsticks. It's sick!! I like your good pants.
To get to the other side.
Oh sure, now you deny knowing me! When you woke up beside me after the game it wasn't like that at all, it was all ';Jack baby, give me some more sin so I can repent.';





I'm hurt, Colson....





*tears*
Too much information
Well, well, Colson has turned into a little Bukowski with a religious fixation. No, it's more Burroughs.
nestor is the christmas donkey, he carried pregnant mother mary down to bethlahem to give birth to the savior!!!





YAy for Nestor!
uhhhh....?
Sounds like the reincarnation of the Apostle John writing a new revelation
I come here for the comedy.


I've noticed that fundies do comedy best - this was way out.





Thank you for trying to confuse my day but not managing.
hmmm, what is this, stream of consciousness?
Stop getting drunk!!!! Just watch the game.